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Listen to Eric's Iraqi Podcast

2005-03-06T04:35:00.000-08:00

Iraqis rule my world!!

An Iraqi kicking a$$!!

2005-03-06T03:14:00.000-08:00

Introduction (Inspired by realultimatepower.net)

2005-03-05T11:58:00.000-08:00

Hi, this site is all about Iraqis, REAL IRAQIS. This site is awesome. My name is Eric and I can't stop thinking about IRAQIS. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. IRAQIS are mammals.

2. IRAQIS fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the IRAQI is to flip out and blow themselves up.

Strap On Wearable Bomb

2005-03-05T11:53:00.002-08:00

HERE IS A LINK TO THE IRAQI TRAINING NETWORK. When I'm old enough I'm definitely going to join, but I can't now cause you have to be at least twelve to join. you get a free gun AND strap on bomb kit! (ask Mark if you don't believe me)
they train you to be a hard core IRAQI (just like in the movies) and if you're good enough you could get to go on a SUICIDE MISSION within the first two weeks of training!

Weapons and Gear

2005-03-05T11:53:00.001-08:00

Boeing 747

BOX CUTTER

2005-03-05T11:53:00.000-08:00

Testimonial

2005-03-05T11:47:00.000-08:00

IRAQIS can kill anyone they want! IRAQIS blow themselves up ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this IRAQI who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the IRAQI suicide bombed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw an IRAQI totally explode some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that IRAQIS have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will SUICIDE BOMB your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Iraqis

2005-02-21T07:44:00.000-08:00

IRAQIS are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. IRAQIS are camouflaged, smooth, stealthy, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start ISLAM next year. I love IRAQIS with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Pictures of Iraq

2005-02-21T06:02:00.002-08:00

These are pictures of IRAQ. This place is so sweet, when I saw these pictures I head butted my dog and we both screamed. This is a guy in the desert.

Pictures of Iraq

2005-02-21T06:02:00.001-08:00

This is a cow

Pictures of Iraq

2005-02-21T06:02:00.000-08:00

This is a IRAQI celebrating while the US runs away

Pictures of Iraq

2005-02-21T05:53:00.000-08:00

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.

About Iraqis

2005-02-21T05:18:00.000-08:00

Q and A: (Inspired by realultimatepower.net)

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about IRAQIS?

A: IRAQIS are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, IRAQIS are very careful and religious.

Q: I heard that IRAQIS are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, IRAQIS can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do IRAQIS do when they're not flipping out or blowing themselves up?

A: Most of their free time is spent hiding out in caves, but sometime they shoot RPG's. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)